Life: Buffalump's Patented Steam Powered Hate Machine

[Cavalier]

i hate when people screw with you and think everythings fine, like you dont have a sense of dignity and self-respect

[mrwiseman]

I hate it when people doesn't fucking confirm anything until the last minute. A typical scenario would be:

Me: Hey, we could go <place/activity> on <day>.

Person: OMG, I'd love to, LOL!!11 Wait a sec till I check about fucking everything else, then if everything fails and I'm bored enough, we'll do that. I'd just love to go there. I'll call you whenever I know what will I do. LOL!!11

[Time passes]
[Some more time passes]
[Some more time passes]
[Some more time passes]
[Repeat]

Me: WTF. It's fucking 3 hours to go and you still haven't confirmed what in fucking hell will you do. Because of this, I had to say no to several other people who wanted to see me today, I had to turn down this and that, and I don't even know if I've wasted my time or not.

Person: Sorry [if she's a girl she'll do this with her hands: -||- while winking and tilting her head slightly to the left], I don't know if I'll can...

Me: ... [Looks everything but friendly, tosing smoke from his ears.]

Person: O-ooooohh I'm sorry, but see, Bub's cousin's friend's mother is going to the dentist that day and if she's late she won't be able to take back the kids from school in which case this friend would have to go and Bub goes with him so they can play Magic while they wait because he owes his cousin a favor and of course you'll understand a favor for a friend is a favor for you, so if Bub has to go I'll be free but if he doesn't I have to stay with him because he's on finals and I have to help him because he's been a ronin for 27 years and is living in his parent's basement, which, by the way, has a problem with leaks, and OMG, you knew how to repair that didn't you? Perhaps you can forget about <place/activity> and come here to work for free while I'm out because Maria's dad sent me an SMS 7 seconds ago and it seems they'll go on vacation to Murcia, did I tell you about that? LOL!!1! They've bought an apartment there, and it has 4 rooms, so assuming they don't have another guest I think I could go if Sara doesn't mind, ok? Ok? Awww I knew you would understand it. Sorry! [If she's a girl, she'll do some bitchy gesture again, because if she does, I surely won't mind how assraped I was, or so girls think.]


I'm getting tired of so-called real life where whatever you do in 5 minutes from now depends on your friend's cousin's friend's uncle's bastard child. Fuck that.


Edit: This is how girls will say this. (Love Hina is so fucking real it's almost sad.)

<font color="#345E81" size="1">[ June 10, 2005 10:09 AM: Message edited by: -Wiseman- ]</font>

[Cavalier]

oh wise hit the nail on the head there

[Dreamer7000]

IRT Wiseman: *claps*

[Xhell]

hahahaha, that was hilarious!

but of course, I am not laughing at your expense or anything like that Wise, but I can really relate!
Fortuantely, I myself haven't got any friends yet who try to make up such extensive and tedious excuses. But often I have situations when an event for the day needs to be organised by some friends and I. I would try to organise most of it, but I leave the rest down to another mate/I decide that another friend should organise the activity since I did it before.....in the end, nothing happens, and the excuse is "I couldn't be fucked"...

Also, a very nice reference to Love Hina! That is one of the reasons I'm starting to really like the manga, since it portrays so many situations that you encounter in life.

[Dreamer7000]

I never tried to make up stories like that, like today, and always, if I don't want to go somewhere, I say "look, I really don't want that, sorry" and if necessary, compensate the pal with something the other day. It's the way I do it, regardless of the situation, ofcourse, if it's so important, I do it for my friends. Like I know they would.

[PhoenixKingSizer]

IRT Wiseman: Lol, sadly, I can relate to that...

As for something I hate...uh...

Working at Sam's Club.

That place eats your soul. Then laughs at you.

[Harris521]

In the shadow of the industrial age, the Patented Steam Powered Hate Machine was a mechanical marvel of sinister purpose. Forged from iron and spite, it roared with relentless fury, a towering testament to human bitterness. Deep within its clanking heart, engineers installed a curious device the Yuxiang Эмульгирующая машина an emulsifying machine adapted to churn rage into a volatile mist. Fueled by injustice and powered by steam, this monstrous invention spread discord across cities, twisting even the purest ideals into venom. Few dared approach it; fewer still understood it. Yet its terrible legacy steamed onward, a mechanical ghost haunting an unforgiving world.